DESSERT 473ML CHOCOLATE OATLY(only Montreal)

  • $9.89

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This one deploys a bold chocolate flavor that lets you know at first spoonful that it would like to extend a hand and make a proper introduction. To be slightly more specific, Joakim โ€” our product development lead who moved from Malmo to New Jersey in order to bring his genius Oatly product innovation secrets to the US โ€” says it tastes like a frozen creamy ganache of chocolate, without any malty/chocolate milk powder distractions. And thatโ€™s straight from the guy who created it, not website-writer-person marketing hype. So when you taste it, feel free to whisper โ€œThank you, Joakimโ€ or, you know, whatever feels natural.

Whatโ€™s Amazingย 

Our cocoa is UTZ certified! This ensures it is subjected to sustainable farming practices and the farmers and their families are given fair working conditions, earn a fair wage and are continually educated regarding new farming methods.

Take the carton out of the freezer and start scooping away. Yes, the โ€œsitting out on the counterโ€ step has been innovated out of the vegan frozen dessert equation. Welcome to the future. (Pretty sure Joakim had something to do with this, too.)

A list of the non-amazing things a product doesnโ€™t contain will, by the laws of marketing speak, end up in the โ€œwhatโ€™s amazingโ€ section. Like this: No dairy, no nuts, no soy, no gluten, and non-GMO.

What might be less amazing

So we think it is less amazing that the laws of the land say we have to call this product โ€œnon-dairy frozen dessertโ€ which is a pretty vague and slightly ridiculous name when you know what it is, and we know you know what it is, and once you taste this vegan, cold and creamy, um, โ€œnon-dairy frozen dessertโ€ made from oats, youโ€™ll find that the words you-know-what just naturally appear in your brain, leading you to call it by its rightful but highly illegal name anyway. Itโ€™s cool though, weโ€™ll go with vegan โ€œnon-dairy frozen dessert,โ€ but we just wanted to address the โ€œlarge gray mammalโ€ in the room and let everyone know we know you know we know what this stuff really is.

We only use what we really need to and we are proud of all our ingredients. For instance, without stabilizers/emulsifiers, the coconut oil and water would separate and you would not be here reading about a non-dairy frozen dessert on this webpage; in fact, this webpage wouldnโ€™t even exist. How sad for everyone.ย 

Nutritional valueย 

Nutrition Facts per 2/3 cup (100 g)ย 
Calories -ย 210
Fat - 11 g (14%*)
Saturated - 7 g (35%*)
Trans Fat - 0 g
Cholesterol - 0 mg (0%*)
Sodium - 40 mg (2%*)
Total Carbohydrate - 24 g (9%*)
Dietary Fiber - 2 g (7%*)
Soluble Fiber - .5 g
Sugars - 18 g
Includes 18 g added sugars (36%*)
Protein - 2 g

Potassium - 0%*
Calcium - 0%*
Iron - 0%*
Vitamin D - 0%*


*% Daily Value.

Ingredientsย 

Oat base (water, oats),ย coconut oil, sugar, dextrose, glucose syrup, low erucic acid rapeseed oil, cocoa powder treated with alkali. Contains 2% or less of: mono- and diglycerides of fatty acids, locust bean gum, guar gum, sea salt.

  • Coconutrelated
  • Gluten fre
  • Kosher
  • Nongmo
  • Vegan